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DEFINITION OF ZOMBIE

To start things off, I'd like to define my idea of a zombie. It differs in many ways from the conventional one, but I have good reason for that. See, the commonly perpetuated version of the story is that zombies are only kill able by brain damage, (i.e. gunshot to the head, decapitation, etc.) but it is my thorough belief that a zombie would die if damage was done to the circulatory system, such as a stab to the heart, or slitting their throat. Many sources claim that zombies have no use for blood, hearts, oxygen or throats but I disagree based on simple logic: humans need blood to move their muscles and work their brain. Zombies are essentially humans. Therefore, zombies need blood. My version of a zombie requires all the essential organs a human does. My virus, dubbed at this point "zombie malaria" basically just turns dead people back on. Humans take two. Their strengths are limitless stamina and inability to feel pain while their weaknesses are their lack of problem solving skills, but other than that, they are mostly humans. Dead humans. Due to their extreme lack of problem solving skills, you will never see a gun toting zombie in my comic. Actually, no zombie will ever have any sort of weapon. Ever.

About Me

And now onto the more boring part. My name is Adom Balcom, on this internet I go by Zem, I'm 16 years old and live in Ashland, OR. As you can tell by the previous paragraph, I'm pretty into zombies, but also mob bosses. Quick reminder, Mob Boss Day is Feb 1st. Dress like a Mob Boss. Anyways, I'm on the crew team, and that takes up most of my school time, so if I ever start updating, then I might be slowed down again by that.